You'll be glued to a screen. Your fingers will be tap-tap-tapping to give you entertainment, enjoyment and employment. And when your screen is taken away from you, you'll cry like a baby.
Some people don't want to believe this. These are the people who are ragingly raising their arms at a new baby bounce seat that has an iPad attachment, so that baby can begin the process of pushing buttons on a screen.
It's made by Fisher-Price and it retails for a mere $80. Its full title is "Newborn-to-Toddler Apptivity Seat for iPad®."