Maybe you like the whole phablet idea. Maybe the thought of a handset with an aspect ratio which rivals that of your old CRT monitor sounds like a good thing to you. Really, it sounds like you actually want the Intuition from LG.
If that's the case, why spend full price? Verizon's asking $150 with a two-year agreement for this oversized behemoth. You can now get the same phone, with the same plan, for just $99 from Amazon Wireless. That's a much better deal.
Screen: 5.0" 1024x768 (4:3 aspect ratio) display with Gorilla Glass
CPU: 1.5 GHz dual-core Snapdragon S4
Storage: 32GB (no microSD slot)
Cameras: 8MP rear, 1.3MP front, both with voice-activated picture taking
Battery: 2080mAh (non-removable)
Connectivity: MicroUSB, CDMA, LTE, Bluetooth 3.0, 802.11 b/g/n, NFC