Unicorn’s Revenge and Lava Jump might not have ever made it on to the venerable NES, but hey, there are worse fates than coming out as pillows.
The Retro Video Game Cartridge Pillow Set is a set of two throw pillows in the form of NES cartridges, complete with 70-pin connector graphics on the bottom. As the sales page helpfully points out, no blowing is required, which is a shame because that’s half the experience. Also, I’m sure everyone would rather have a Super Mario Bros. 3 throw pillow, but what are you going to do? Anyway, these are 100 percent polyester, and 100 percent guaranteed to work better than your NES. Good thing the half hour process of getting the thing to work is worth it once you start playing Duck Hunt. You know you secretly love getting mocked by the dog now, anyway.