Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. And yes, physical damage to your phone does indeed qualify as a life problem.
Alcohol has doubtless been the cause of many phone-related incidents. Now it’s coming in on the solution side, with the Duff Beer iPhone 5/5S Case. Homer Simpson’s smartphone case of choice, if Mr. Burns paid him enough to afford a smartphone, is up on Amazon and ready to protect your phone from whatever’s going to happen the next time you reach the crossroads of intoxication and decision making. It’s like having your own personal Duffman in your corner.