Aliens are a funny lot. When they’re not busy turning cows inside out or abducting people and probing their bottoms, they like nothing more than coming down here to steal crops from hardworking Texan rednecks to make popcorn. But them hicks ain’t takin’ no more, boy! And they gone got themselves a combine harvester…
Not based in any way on the recent Cowboys & Aliens blockbuster, Farm Invasion is basic bonkers fun down on the farm. Armed initially with nothing but your trusty blunderbuss and, of course, a few tonnes of razor-sharp rotary thresher toting combine harvester, it’s down to you to chase the serial cereal snatchers down and, not to put too fine a point on it, mow them into alien mush.
A fast-paced runner, the better you are at mowing, shooting and dodging, the more weapons and upgrades to your harvester you’ll have to tackle the Martian menace. Then its just a simple manner of keeping augmenting your arsenal and obliterating aliens until you prove that, whilst your ma and pa may have had the same surname even before they were married, you’re the hardiest harvest hand and non-human hunter in Hicksville.
THE BOTTOM LINE
More fun that grappling with a greased pig, Farm Invasion has colourful cartoon graphics, a generous array of available upgrades, classically comedic aliens, suitably mulleted rednecks and excellently addictive action – just ensure you have nothing else to be doing today if you choose to download it, such as finishing writing Android app revi…
Current version: 1.0.3
Requires Android 2.1 and up