I'm sorry your mom hates you now, but it's pretty hard to forgive someone who forgets to say "Happy Mother's Day." Your poor ole ma could've spent anywhere from 10 to 20 hours popping you out, so the least you could do is set aside two minutes every year to say thanks. If you live to be 90 years old, that's only 3 hours over your entire lifetime!
It's easy to forget important dates—I know. There's a lot more than just Mother's Day to remember. Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries—even your mirror needs a little annual appreciation for all its hard work.
Instead of forgetting all of those... more