Silence is golden, especially when you're sleeping and about to lock lips with Kate Upton in a dream (or Ryan Gosling, for all you ladies). The last thing you want is your tablet rudely interrupting your passionate kiss with blaring notifications. It's even worse in real-life when you're in an important meeting and you forgot to silence your Android up.
Yes, I know, you're thinking. "I can just toggle my sound off before sleeping, you idiot," but how many times have you forgotten to? If you haven't, then stop reading right now, because you're better than all of the rest of us, but for all of... more