You are the toughest of Android users. You punch bears in the face, drink motor oil, and grind rocks to dust with a simple clench of your hand. You're the fiercest of the lot, but you need to make sure your phone is equally protected. For you, there is but one option: the Seidio CONVERT Combo for HTC EVO 3D.
An all-around, full-phone protection solution, we're looking at three separate parts that, when combined, form the Voltron of the cell phone case universe. On the farthest inner layer, there's a Seidio Innocase II Surface, keeping your phone wrapped up nice and snug. On top of that is a tight-fitting, dust-proof, rubberized skin, ensuring your phone can survive any tumbles and drops (probably from your bear-punching escapades). On top of that is a six-prong hard plastic skeleton, wrapping it's insect-like hooks around the whole thing, like the terrifyingly safe hug from an armored beetle.
You're also looking at total lens coverage, with a folding rubber flap that exposes the lenses for when you just need to have proof to show your friends. As a matter of fact, the only part of the phone not completely dust covered and wrapped up is the 2D/3D switch next to the shutter button. Aside from that, nothing is breaking into this fort.
There's also an included hip holster, because this whole operation adds a fair bit of bulk to the phone's otherwise svelte slimness. But you knew that, and for what you're doing, you're willing to sacrifice a little bit of pocket space to know your newest investment comes home as safe and sound each night as you do.