Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Take away its chair.
Q: What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much?
A: They get indy-gestion.
The laughter won’t stop with Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids. With hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters, this book is sure to have kids rolling on the floor! These good, clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in your family.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter “g.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A: A tooth ferry.
Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids is giving them what they want. Young comedians will have a blast sharing this brand-new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with friends and family!
Q: Why can’t you trust a pig?
A: It will always squeal on you.
Q: Why was the bird nervous after lunch?
A: He had butterflies in his stomach.
Q: What kind of bear doesn’t have any teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers young animal lovers hundreds of creature-themed jokes that will have them rolling in the aisles.
Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.
Ben away for a while but I’m back now.
Kids can’t get enough of laughter–so they can’t get enough of Rob Elliott’s hilarious joke books! Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers this all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart busting a gut and asking for more.