Everyone’s wondering what new details Apple will reveal in its new iPhone announcement, but wonder no more: Jimmy Kimmel’s parking lot security guard, Guillermo Diaz, has got the scoop.
Apparently, the new iPhone will do all sorts of magical things that go beyond even artificial intelligence. For instance, there’s a boomerang feature that lets you throw the phone and then have it return to your hands. The light saber is pretty cool, too, as is the ability to reattach human limbs.
If you’re still not sold on the iPhone 5 (Guillermo debunked those iPhone 4S rumors), consider this: It’s also edible.