You know how it goes: after a pleasant double-date everyone bundles back to your place for a nightcap, then another, and more, and before you know it, someone's spinning a bottle. Come August 8 you'll be able to defuse that awkward tension safely by turning on your Wii U, as Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party has no kissing, just lots of silly fun.
Bumpie's Party is a mostly physical game, played with the Wii U GamePad and Wiimotes--but no TV screen--and up to eight human bodies. Players spin a virtual bottle to get paired with someone for a little physical challenge, which could involve jumping, spinning, or pressing your faces against a Wiimote.
But kissing is totally optional, you guys. You don't have to and they can't guilt you into it.
It'll cost $8.99, according to Eurogamer. Hey look, a new trailer: