With another week over and the weekend well underway, time now to reflect on the last five days in the Life of Android. Are you reflecting? What are you, some kind of damn vampire?
And another busy as a blue-bottomed thing five days it’s been too, filled with more ‘fact’ and varying degrees of ‘fun’ than some kind of educational Kinder Surprise egg. Covering Valentine’s, Vector and the return of a very 90′s phenomena, overly expensive Android phones, cool crowd-funding consoles, top new tablets, hotspot helpers and the comeback of a kung fu robot, there is, quite literally, something for absolutely everyone; who likes reading about Android-related stuff… perhaps a bit too much.
Everyone’s favourite crocodile and platypus, Swampy and Perry, are back and on the look for love in this special, if tenuous, Valentine’s edition of the combined water-based physics puzzlers. Like a taster menu for the main games, expect the expected… just with a bit more heart. We were vaguely enamoured here.
Looking for an excellent, addictive, side-scrolling adrenaline-fuelled free-running app set in a dystopian future where all you can do to be free is flee from the agents of the oppressive overlord regime? Blimey, you’re in luck! Check out our sick-in-an-apparently-good-way Parkour performance here!
Escaping from its 90s keyring confines and onto your Android, the pretend pet whose very existence depends on your apathy is back, in colour, and imploring your attention. Can you hatch it? Can you raise it? Can you nurture it? Can you be bothered? Here’s how we faired; many Tamgotchis died…
Ensure you’re almost always online with the latest update from Wi-Fi network nobility, WeFi. With a database of 150 million hotspots and a slick, switching system you need never be stuck in reality again.
Delivering a swift one in the eye for the Android detractors who state the only reason for the open source OS’s success is price, purveyors of posh phones, Vertu, have unveiled their latest over-the-top offering, the £6700 Ice Cream Sandwich powered Ti…
Time finally for some android-on-Android action as everyone’s favourite walking, talking, dancing and, yes, farting automaton announces a comeback. Now operable via an Android app and due in time for Christmas, get ready for the rise of the machines!
That’s enough from us for this week; we’re off now to bring down an epic evil empire by killing an old man using only emotional blackmail, a handful of ships and an army of angry teddy bears. Oh and these are the droids you’re looking for.