Another week has passed and, despite the best efforts of some chubby North Korean nutcase, we’re all still here! Well, all here except for former British first female Prime Minister, the Iron Thatch, who this week shuffled off this mortal coil and went straight to H… insert afterlife location here based on your political leanings.
So, not being annihilated by North Korea would be reason to celebrate enough, you might have thought, and even though we all really know that crazy Kim’s missile programme probably has all the potency of a box of Standard fireworks, you’d be right. But there’s actually even more reason to imbibe alcohol and shake various bits of your body to sounds whilst surrounded by strangers – it’s been yet another awesome week in the Life of Android! Admit it; you saw that coming didn’t you?
Exactly how awesome has the week been? So awesome that it really should be put on display in an Awesomarium for future generations to marvel over. Not convinced? Then just take a look at these ocular-taste bud teasing tidbits. Go on, quickly now! Just in case we were wrong about Kim Jong-un-hinged and North Korea’s nuclear capability…
Relentless, remorseless runners are all the rage these days with a rash of them racing onto Google Play every week. However, here’s one app example that runs to its own rules by being a relentless, remorseless runner with a pause button. Watch us go here.
Need a phone number that’s completely separate to your own main digits, from which you can call and text as normal, hand out to random ‘fancies’ in bars and clubs if you wish, and then, when you don’t need it, just dump both it and them instantly? Well, we had your number here, but the link to Google Play seems to have since been disconnected…
War is no laughing matter, men; unless of course it’s an excellent 3D recreation of certain sections of war, available as a fine freemium. Lock and load – Dubble-ya Dubble-ya Two is back on, Marine! Watch us hand it to the Hun here.
Smartphone sound improvement and enhancement has never looked so stylish or sounded so good; behold: the Jarre tower of power!
That’s us done and out the door. This week we’re off to find the treasure of One-Eyed Willie in a cavern under a derelict seaside diner in a bid to save our homes from foreclosure while being chased by a family of fugitives. I know; you couldn’t make it up! See you on Monday!